two women scramble to press the security thingy below the window on skytrain. instead, they press the sticker that says "press the yellow strip below for assistance." why the panic? some guy had decided the morning commute was as good a time as any to pull out his junk and make sweet love to himself.

skytrain pulled him off. other women on the train gathered round to hear the tale from one of the primary victims. "he was masturbating. right there. the guy in the blue jacket."

i almost burst out laughing. the first thing that came to mind was chappelle's bit about the homeless dude masturbating on the bus.